hi, i’m star-lord. i’m with the guardians of the galaxy. i’d flash you my business card but my hands are too full of guns
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just hire the xkit guy i dont think u understand how much harder u are making things for yourself hire him hire the fucking xkit guy
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it